The Bitch and the Jerk.

  1. tiredtalk: disgustinghuman: Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes. me either

    tiredtalk:

    disgustinghuman:

    Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.

    me either

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  2. 2treehill:

    how do you get a nice body without moving

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  3. i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

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  5. cosrnos:

    if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

    • fuck you

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  6. heartcramp:

    Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

    But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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  8. hotanimegirl: did this broccoli just flip me off?

    hotanimegirl:

    did this broccoli just flip me off?

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