The Bitch and the Jerk.
Scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.
how do you get a nice body without moving
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
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if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
(Source: brain-food, via iwillmindfuckyou)
did this broccoli just flip me off?
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